Combine the dry ingredients. Form a well in the dry ingredients. Add the liquid ingredients to the well. Stir until it forms a ball.
On a floured surface, roll to about ¼ inch thick, adding more flour to prevent sticking. Using a butter knife, cut into approx 1” squares.
Fill a skillet with about ¾ inches of cooking oil and heat until shimmering. Drop only enough of the dough squares in the oil to give them room to all float to the surface. Cook for about 20 seconds then flip and cook the other side for about 20 seconds. Drain on paper towels.
Place the topping of your choice in a container with a lid. Add all the cooked squares to the container. Put the lid on and gently shake to coat.